DIY Disasters and Triumphs (but mainly disasters!)
Right, said Fred
There they were, with brews and fags.
Yorkshire Tea? Dunno, couldn’t see the bags.
But there they sat, having a brew.
Dunno when they were going to do
Oh, there they go, digging a hole,
A hole in the ground, it’s big and sort of round,
And yet, why was that?
It wasn’t obvious to me,
And the next time I looked, they were drinking more tea!
Builders, eh? You could never fathom it.
How anything got done.
Yet, there were signs everywhere:
Danger! Builders at work.
I think the real danger was,
That they actually might!
© Val J Chapman 4th March 2021